I'm running out of interesting things to say...

Please note I wrote this on Monday. I finally finished it now… because I’m a procrastinator.

I was so excited to go to school this morning for some reason. Sometimes I just get really excited to go to school. It’s almost as if my body knows that something awesome is gonna happen and it wants my brain to be excited, but it won’t tell my brain what I’m excited about. All I know is that I was really excited this morning. So I did all of my makeup and straightened my hair and got dressed up all pretty and stuff and I went out into the living room to put my shoes on.

My dad was laying on the couch and he was still all rolled up in blankets and wearing nothing noting but his underwear. So I was all like, “WTF! You have to drive me to school!”

Then he said, “You’re not going to school today, you’re sick.”

Really? I didn’t know I was sick. You’d think that I would figure this out before he did.

I’m pretty sure there’s some law out there that forbids parents from calling their kids into school just because they’re too lazy to get out of bed.

So now I don’t have any interesting stories from school to tell you about. I have to sit here in my room yet again and try to think of some interesting thing to tell you about. I can’t have good stories to tell if I never leave my room!

I feel like there should be more pictures in this post so here's some random pictures of cats that I found in my Pictures folder.

Eminem

My mom love Valium, and lots of drugs! That’s why I am like I am, cuz I’m like her. Cuz my mom love valium and lots of drugs! That’s why I’m on what I’m on, cuz I’m my mom!

You know I got a bunch of new Eminem songs a few days ago? Well I found a few songs that are actually kinda good! I have regained my respect for you, Eminem. <3

In all of my Eminem fantasies, he doesn’t have a shirt on. Just deal with it.

That’s all I have to say, so please subscribe and stuff!! And also, if you sort of like Eminem, watch the music video 3 AM. And buy the album Relapse: Refill on iTunes. Oh yeah, free advertising, you’re welcome Eminem!

I am a failure at life and living in general.

I'm too lazy to make a blog today so I'm just gonna post random stuff...

But seriously.... I only have like 80-some page view and half of them are from russia... Why?

So overall, I think what I'm trying to say is: Kids, don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. They make you sick in the brain and they make your teeth yellow and they make your organs sad. Nobody wants to date anyone with yellow teeth, and nobody likes sad organs. So please, children, brush your teeth and don't do drugs.

The Truth About Everything

I have been trying to think of a good idea for literally the entire day and I couldn’t think of one. Then, of course, right when I stepped into the shower I thought of the most amazing idea ever. I was thinking about how awesome it would be to type about it and how I would word everything exactly right so that everything I said was funny. Then I forgot it. Then I thought of another, slightly less amazing idea and I came here to type about it. But as I was typing this introduction, I forgot it.

No.

I remember it now.

I. Love. Babies. Ever since I was ten years old and I held my baby sister, Elly, for the first time, I knew that I wanted to have a baby. My dilemma for the four years was the fact that I was physically incapable of having babies.

Then when god bestowed that wonderful gift upon me, I was given the responsibility of keeping myself not pregnant; no matter how much I wanted to have a baby. I got very very paranoid after a while, even though I obviously had nothing to worry about.

Then I realized what my life would be like in twenty years if I had a baby the way I wanted to. It wasn’t pretty.

NO! Ladies, don’t let your kids turn out like me.