Insanity

Okay, so I have anxiety issues really bad, so I decided to take one of my mom’s anti anxiety pills and see what all of you normal people feel like on a regular basis. It was really really fun at first…

Then 6 hours later, the pill wore off and I was suddenly even more nervous than before!

Okay then...

This may be why I'm so insane...

Butt Squeezing..

This is what I get for being a crazy, hormone-driven teenager. So, this guy in my school is literally the cutest person in the history of the world. EVER. All of the girls are madly in love with him, including me. (don’t judge me!)
So, my friend dared me to touch his butt while we were in class today. He doesn’t know we exist, so if he noticed, it would be really awkward for him and I would be left laughing uncontrollably. So I walked over to him and… well…

Okay, so I have a bit of a crush on this guy in school. We’ll call him Jake for confidentiality reasons, plus, in every love story, the guy’s name is Jake. Anyway! He’s the only guy I feel comfortable around so naturally, I just HAD to fall in love with him, as if having a guy friend would ruin my life. :/
Every time I see him I can’t help but smile, but unfortunately our encounters tend to always end up like this:

Then we start blabbering away about who-knows-what.
I wish to one day have our conversations end something like this…



But our conversations usually end out something like this:

I'm back Suckas!!!

Well, I decided that I should probably come back here and see if I had become suddenly famous yet. (I haven't, BTW)

Well, I'm back for good now and I'm gonna try to post something every day, since I obviously have nothing better to do. My life currently consist of me doing this:

I would just like to point out something really stupid. So... I haven't gotten any views lately. This is what my "pageview" chart looks like...