Babies...

This blog is dedicated to the person on yahoo answers who told me that babies grow up:

In fact, just to prove you wrong:

Parmesan Cheese

I love parmesan cheese, it’s like fresh grated happiness in a convenient bottle. <3

I eat it with just about everything.

… So when my dad told me that we ran out, I got a little bit disappointed.

I have no social skills.

Well, I’m not a very talkative person. Okay, fine, I’m one of those antisocial people that sits in the back of the classroom and listens to everyone elses conversations. Whenever a fairly attractive boy trys to talk to me, this is what usually happens:

Welcome to my humble.... blog.

Hello humans. I would like to kick off my blog by introducing all of the characters in my life. I'm sorry for the horribly boring kickoff. V.V, but this is what must be done!

This the perfectly accurate picture of me. And yes, I have no fingers or feet and my head does, in fact, float above my body.

These are my friends, BB and Chia (yes, those are their real names, why do you ask?)

Now for my wonderful, loving family!

And I musn't forget, my dad. I live with him and Taffy sometimes.

Awesome! That's all I have for today, see you tomorrow everyone!